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fvming:

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it

(Source: fvming, via liveout-thedream)

— 8 hours ago with 46437 notes

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

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— 8 hours ago with 69722 notes

death-limes:

mypocketshurt90:

family show my ass

no but seriously

there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via eachadiamondtobemined)

— 8 hours ago with 257514 notes

princess-babycakes:

hifivesforall:

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

Nice drunk girls in bathrooms are the best.

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— 8 hours ago with 487204 notes
afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via theheckdidyoujustsayaboutmyotp)

— 8 hours ago with 36797 notes
rizzoliandislestfln:

Jane’s like, if they do don’t blame me — I told you not to put it in the check on luggage.

rizzoliandislestfln:

Jane’s like, if they do don’t blame me — I told you not to put it in the check on luggage.

— 9 hours ago with 101 notes